The Lotus Effect
Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!
164 - Anally Wasted
163 - Suck My Pinot
162 - Still Fucking it Up
161 - WTHC
160 - Cumwater, WA
159 - Cum Wheat
158 - Unsafe at Any Dose
157 - Candied Asshole
156 - Craven More Cock
155 - Jesus Hot Pockets Christ
154 - Soak It Inside Her
153 - Milk of Amnesia
152 - #MoreCumming
151 - Cure for Cunt
150 - Enema Abuse
149 - Clitoral Role
148 - Hate Assbury
147 - New Shitty Airport
146 - Chicken Boners
145 - Team Meat Loaf
144 - Black Coffee Matters
143 - Dietary Dickheads
142 - 50 Shades of Ghey
141 - White Privilege Word
140 - Corn Pop Cock Sucker
139 - Extreme Beastiality
138 - Hawaii Bastards
137 - Siri Threesome
136 - Lathered Meats
135 - Pecker Pep Talk
134 - Hot Plant Cum
133 - Vax Burner
132 - Criminal Broadcast System
131 - Honey Gorlick
130 - More Wholesome Than Hookers
129 - Stupid in a Mic
128 - Boner Bonus
127 - Hot Tiddies
126 - Lord of the G-String
125 - Sexual Coffee Abuse
124 - This Week in Trauma
123 - Drunk Drawer
122 - Bite My Authentification
121 - What's Her Cunt
120 - People With Penises
119 - Sadistically Significant
118 - Here Comes Plaid
117 - Hard for a Pimp
116 - Come for the WiFi, Stay For The Weed
115 - Medically Gaslit
114 - Nerd MacGuyver
113 - Crystal Methodist
112 - Lush Rimjob
111 - Midwest Goodbye
110 - Something About a Handjob
109 - Interstate Commies
3 - Trigger Treat
108 - Swiss Dank Accounts
2 - Dick or No Dick
107 - Sound Boyd
1 - Two Yentas Yacking
106 - Red Dye 33
FTAM 5 - Volker Eckert
105 - Apple Regret
104 - Never A Straight Answer
103 - Goatus Effect
102 - iPhone Strippers
101 - Goat Self
100 - Two Nuts In Love
99 - Citrus and Citrus Accessories
98 - Sandpaper Dildo
97 - Boobs, Blunts, and Blowjobs
96 - Semenglutide
95 - In The Pot
94 - Hot Flesh Garbage
93 - Peanut Butter Puppy Time
92.5 - WTAF
91 - Buffalo Billism
90 - Lyft Deez Nuts
89 - Raw Pheonix
88 - Tongue Tarded
87 - Low Dose of CBDC
86 - Pheonix Tested Troll Approved
85 - The Dick Episode
84 - CheckGPT
83 - Government Dick in the Soup
82 - The Matriarch
81 - Fried Bikini
80 - Fried Oprah
79 - Full Circle Incompetence
78 - Princess Pee
77 - Random Toads and Rabbit Holes
76 - Company Cones
75 - Episode 75 1/3
74 - Burn The Farts
73 - Sugar Panic
72 - Taxable Tail
71 - Cult of Cunt
70 - Va Poo Rize
69 - Pussy Purgatory
68 - Passion of the PhoneBoy
67 - Lotus and the Effect
66 - Doctor Douchebag
FTAM 4 - Jeffery Dalmer
65 - Yo Donot
64 - Frankenstein's Lube
63 - Judyism
62 - Christ on a Crossfader
61 - Hypocrite's Oath
60 - Festivus Yes, Bagels No
59 - Bleaching the Salt
58 - Offensive to Most Podcasters
57 - The Podcast Nobody Wanted
56 - Sticking My Dick in Things
55 - Them Buzzy Fuckers
54 - Another Bullshit Marketing Term
53 - Six Degrees of Fear
52 - Shitshow Artists
51 - Slutty Soul
50 - Empathically Baked
49 - Let The Trolls Win
48 - Cavalcade of Chaos
47 - Saltier Sweater
46 - Gold Cap Rush
45 - It's All Happened Before
44 - Come Right Across Your Battles
43 - 33 to 1 Orgasm Ratio
42 - The Ass Crack of Horowitz
41 – Saturated Frats
40 – Meet Your Meat
39 – Mirror Mirror
FTAM 3 - Andrew Cunanan
38 – Cleaner Than A Nun’s Asshole
37 – Put Your Face in a Fucking Cow
FTAM 2 - Kenneth Bianchi
36 – Never The Wrong Number
35 – Canola Cake
34 – People Eating Tasty Assholes
FTAM 1 - Rodney Alcala
33 – Big Pharma’s Nut
32 – Some Guy Gave You Wood
31 – Time, Trolling, and Treasure
30 – It Makes You Go Crap
29 – Skittles Salad
28 – Twin Flame
27 – Food Fight
26 - Hot Fresh Garbage
25 – Wine A Body Better
24 - Two Peas in a Podcast
23 – Editable Abuse
22 – Shaving PhoneBoy’s Privates
21 – Love is Lube
20 – Turd Eye
19 – Tits Up
18 – Cherry Popped
17 – Rub My Capricorn
16 – Dick on the Table
15 - The Diet Coke of Boomer
14 – I Don’t Think Apple Would Like That
13 – Result Of Many Failures
12 – Control Your Breath, Control Your World
11 – Needs More Coffee
10 – Fiery Pheonix
9 – Wine in the Pocket
8 – Life Gets in the Way
7 – The Shoestring Broke
6 – Drink The Insulin
5 – A Trucker and a Podcaster
4 – Squirrel Up a Christmas Tree
3 – I Blame The Wine
2 - Rubbed On The Gun
1 - First Date
