Pretending to be People
Pretending to be People is a mystery/horror role-playing podcast. Join Zach, Thomas, Luke, and Joe as they navigate a terrifying campaign filled with twists, turns, and laughs - all decided on a roll of the dice. Can the officers of the Contention Police Department unravel the mysteries suddenly plaguing their sleepy town? Will they die – or worse – in the attempt? This is an actual play utilizing the game systems of Delta Green and Pulp Cthulhu. This is Pretending to be People.
S1E1 - Blunt Force Trauma
S1E2 - Into the Dog
S1E3 - Old Turkey Neck
S1E4 - Heading for Contention
S1E5 - Call the President
S1E6 - A Seriously Blown Opportunity
S1E7 - Three Pillows
S1E8 - Witness Contention
S1E9 - Sucking Up Something
S1E10 - Honorary Police Officer
S1E11 - Not the Tooth Fairy
S1E12 - Off the Deep End
S1E13 - CopNet
S1E14 - Bishop's Big Bean Breakfast
S1E15 - Sweater Vest, Sweater-Vest, Sweatervest
S1E16 - Like Father, Like Surrogate Son
S1E17 - When the Time is Right
S1E18 - Body Work
S1E19 - Time for Procedure
S1E20 - Armed Combat
S1E21 - Hurting and Tired and Mad
S1E22 - My Smokeys
S1E23 - Edward Was His Brother
S1E24 - So I Called the Mob
S1E25 - It's Bean a While
S1E26 - Strap It On, Big Boy
S1E27 - Kevin Can Wait
S1E28 - TableCop Gaming
S1E29 - Denizens of the Den of Sin
S1E30 - Chai Frappes
S1E31 - Cashew Chicken Sunday
S1E32 - Follow Your Nose
S1E33 - Dead as Bob Hope
S1E34 - To Prevent Calamity
S1E35 - Tell Me Rye
S1E36 - Zach is on Vacation; Balls
S1E37 - Marvin on My Mind
S1E38 - Keith-Shaped Hole
S1E39 - Noodle Him, Keith
S1E40 - Off the Hook
S1E41 - Ooh Ooh Fhtagn
S1E42 - John Lee Pettimore Is Dead
S1E43 - I Don't Have a Heart and I'm Dandy
S1E44 - Balls? How Many?
S1E45 - Cursed by Death Magic
S1E46 - The Trip From Akron Was Worth It
S1E47 - We Just Thieve and Stealth
S1E48 - Love, Live, or Die
S1E49 - My Li'l Smokies
S1E50 - Li'l Winkies
S1E51 - Cabins in the Woods
S1E52 - Eagerly Run Across His Back to a Witch's Cabin
S1E53 - Dead in Her Tracks
S1E54 - There's a Name in My Boot
S1E55 - The Painfully Easy Cipher
S1E56 - Tie Goes to the Pusher
S1E57 - Them Contention Boys Are at It Again
S1E58 - Clarkold
S1E59 - BONUS: And Then You Shoot Him
S1E60 - More Like Snapped Into It
S1E61 - It's Just What Happened
S1E62 - Leon's Got the Numbers In Him
S1E63 - Zach's Off the Podcast
S1E64 - To Be Consistent
S1E65 - 694.2 Pledge Drive
S1E66 - Welcome to Calm Comfy Campground
S1E67 - Lil' Lakey Walk
S1E68 - Cream Won't Do
S1E69 - Silicon Valley Villionaire
S1E70 - The Nectar of the Mango
S1E71 - What Did You Touch?
S1E72 - Welcome to Calm Comfy Campground (Reprise)
S1E73 - drewAndrewSMR
S1E74 - Contention Creek Critter Coalition
S1E75 - Write That Down, Joe
S1E76 - Baby Drewver
S1E77 - This Was a Sting, Drew
S1E78 - Bigger Fish to Fry
S1E79 - Binge Watching
S1E80 - You're a Historical Society Guy
S1E81 - The Tiniest, Wildest Wave Pool
S1E82 - Grant Father Daly
S1E83 - Wake Up, Lazy Bones
S1E84 - Soy Beans
S1E85 - Skin Grave
S1E86 - An Elegant Compromise
S1E87 - Anyway, Here's Waterwall
S1E88 - More Human Than You Will Ever Be
S1E89 - Clark Remembers
BONUS: Lover in the Ice Part 1
S1E90 - Net, Stick, and Chill
S1E91 - Air's Not Good Enough Here?
S1E92 - Yee-Haw Means Family
S1E93 - She Got Weird Shoes
S1E94 - With His Own Gun
S1E95 - The Dirty Dunham
S1E96 - Season One Recap: Episodes 1-23
S1E97 - Season One Recap: Episodes 24-46
Call of Cthulhu // Bleak Prospect // Part One
Call of Cthulhu // Bleak Prospect // Part Two
S1E98 - Season One Recap: Episodes 47-64
Call of Cthulhu // Bleak Prospect // Part Three
Call of Cthulhu // Bleak Prospect // Part Four
S1E99 - Season One Recap: Episodes 66-95
S1E100 - I'll Follow You Into the Flarp, Clark
S1E101 - An Ivory Endlessness
S1E102 - Look At My Glorious War Paint
S1E103 - I Am Agent Victor
S1E104 - In Over Your Head
S1E105 - Tudu H'kan'u
S1E106 - Six to Midnight
S1E107 - Spill the Beans
S1E108 - This is a Very Serious Moment
Season One Trailer
S1E109 - Pretty Awful Offal
S1E110 - Cheerfully Crying Cneecap
S1E111 - A Bunch of Worms
S1E112 - Keiths
S1E113 - Content
S1E114 - Post Kill Clarity
S1E115 - Reverse GOT EEM
Delta Green // Convergence // Part One
Delta Green // Convergence // Part Two
Delta Green // Convergence // Part Three
Delta Green // Convergence // Part Four
Delta Green // Convergence // Part Five
Delta Green // CONTROLCOPY // Part One
Delta Green // CONTROLCOPY // Part Two
Delta Green // CONTROLCOPY // Part Three
Delta Green // CONTROLCOPY // Part Four
OPERATION: BIGFOOT UNDERGROUND: SEARCH AND HUNT // Part One
OPERATION: BIGFOOT UNDERGROUND: SEARCH AND HUNT // Part Two
OPERATION: BIGFOOT UNDERGROUND: SEARCH AND HUNT // Part Three
OPERATION: BIGFOOT UNDERGROUND: SEARCH AND HUNT // Part Four
OPERATION: BIGFOOT UNDERGROUND: SEARCH AND HUNT // Part Five
Pulp Cthulhu // A New Age of Wonders! // Part One
Pulp Cthulhu // A New Age of Wonders! // Part Two
Pulp Cthulhu // A New Age of Wonders! // Part Three
Pulp Cthulhu // A New Age of Wonders! // Part Four
Pulp Cthulhu // A New Age of Wonders! // Part Five
S2E1 - A Crab and Corn Farm
S2E2 - The Marble Floors of Youth
S2E3 - We've Got Gold
S2E4 - Printing Press (with Scott Dorward and Ellinor DiLorenzo)
S2E5 - Welcome to Grover's Gorge
S2E6 - Evil Itself Was Extinguished
S2E7 - Fell on a Jackalope
S2E8 - Teeter Totter Turtle Die
S2E9 - The Death of a Sailsman: Hip to Nip (with Beth May)
S2E10 - The Death of a Sailsman: A Chad in a Chode
S2E11 - The Death of a Sailsman: He Likes to Pry, Mate
S2E12 - The Death of a Sailsman: Oi! Oi! Means Fire
S2E13 - The It Pit
S2E14 - God Turtle
S2E15 - More Rings
S2E16 - Mufasa
S2E17 - The Transformative Power of Journalism
Announcement
S2E18 - We Have Angered God
S2E19 - B-id-agel
S2E20 - W.A.W?W.A.B.K.B,D!
S2E21 - More Hair, Better Person
S2E22 - Holy Cow Farms: I Am the Vector (with Becca Scott)
S2E23 - Holy Cow Farms: A Perversion of Crystals (with Becca Scott)
S2E24 - Holy Cow Farms: God's Gift to the Earth (with Becca Scott)
S2E25 - Holy Cow Farms: Go Get Our Girl (with Becca Scott)
Patreon Bonus // The Lost Treasure of John Lee Pettimore // Part One
S2E26 - A Water Feature
S2E27 - They Know
S2E28 - Clean Up, Clean Up, Everybody Do Your Share
S2E29 - Wet, Smooth Holes
S2E30 - We're Getting Married
S2E31 - The Wet Wings of God
Announcement
S2E32 - We're Allowed to be Anywhere
S2E33 - That's Not Brock
S2E34 - The Truth, Ruth
S2E35 - Assigned To You, A Sign To Me
S2E36 - Reset to One // The Bog Job (with Kate Stamas)
S2E37 - Into The Tug Hole: Aft to the Stern (with Kate Stamas)
S2E38 - Into The Tug Hole: First Non-Consecutive High School (with Kate Stamas)
S2E39 - Into The Tug Hole: Shut the Front Door (with Kate Stamas)
S2E40 - Into The Tug Hole: Nothing Concrete (with Kate Stamas)
S2E41 - Into The Tug Hole: Am I Destroyed?
S2E42 - Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box
S2E43 - Ask Away (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
S2E44 - A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
S2E45 - Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One
S2E46 - Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
S2E47 - To Persuade Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
S2E48 - You Could Use God (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)
S2E49 - Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story
S2E50 - Married to That
S2E51 - I'm Glad That You're Divorced
S2E52 - Daddy Scooped Us
S2E53 - Super Secret Trap Door
S2E54 - Right in a Knob
S2E55 - The Epitome of Sunglasses
S2E56 - Cocksure Young Himbo
S2E57 - Why Did We Come to The Lake?
S2E58 - The Last Word
S2E59 - What’s in Grover Cleveland’s Hole
S2E60 - Luke in the Cave
S2E61 - Seems Like We Have a Plan (Let’s Hit It)
S2E62 - All in Favor
S2E63 - Jackfruit Frog Island: A Simple Act of Sorcery (with Scott Dorward)